My family went on a western road trip over spring break this year. It’s traditional to stop at kooky roadside attractions on a trip like that. There were many as we made our way out to New Mexico — the big blue hole, the Dalton gang hideout, Fort Larned. We stopped at some and let others pass by when a shower and a hotel bed were more appealing than Truckhenge.
How’s that title for clickbait? I’m guessing, at least from what I’ve seen on the interwebs, that you’ll expect to see a concise, clear list of the three questions so you can decide if you want to read any further. Or maybe one really compelling question with just the hint of an answer before you have to click on the Read More banner. If you DO click on the Read More banner, each question will be a bright heading followed by a crapload of snark. Because we’re writers. That’s what we do, right? With the snark. Like now.
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